Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a beautiful princess who sat sobbing by the river. A handsome young turtle slowly emerged from the river and stood by her side.
"Why are you crying princess?" asked the turtle.
"My father, the king, has lost all of the kingdom's wealth to an unscrupulous Forex broker," she lamented, "and now our people will suffer."
"Does his majesty not have the best advisors in the land to assist him with his trading decisions?" the turtle inquired.
"Yes, the king has a staff of expert advisors who whisper counsel in his ear. However, they are not privy to information about honest and forthright brokers," she responded.
"Do not fret," the turtle assured her, "I will help you find a Forex broker of sound repute and save the kingdom."
So the turtle opened his laptop and executed a database search for regulated MT4 brokers with ECN environments, low spreads, and 100:1 leverage.
The princess sat by his side, astounded at the speed with which the turtle retrieved a list of potential new brokers for her father, the king.
"I am astounded at the speed with which you retrieved a list of potential new brokers for my father, the king," she exclaimed.
The next day the king selected a regulated broker from the list and regained all the kingdom's wealth on Non-Farm Payroll day.
The king then officially dubbed the turtle "ForexTurtle" and issued a proclamation to all of his subjects in the kingdom that they should wear a likeness of the ForexTurtle upon their breasts or foreheads. The princess, overjoyed with the newfound success of her father, the king, presented the ForexTurtle with a brand new pair of purple Nikes to cover his soggy feet.
"I will always be grateful and think of you when I lace up my new purple Nikes," the ForexTurtle declared to the princess in embarrassment. "Please do not hesitate to call upon me if I can be of any further assistance to you."
"Well, there is just one more thing," she added. "I never met a talking turtle before. How did you learn to speak?"
"Turtle School," he responded.
Visit the Forexturtle's new store to see what you can wear upon your breast or forehead.
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